NEW DIRTY ENTERPRISES, 2013, ABC ART FAIR BERLIN

COMMUNIQUE #1 New Dirty Enterprises is a start up company presenting itself for the first time at ABC contemporary art fair with a stock offering and the launch of its first business wing, New Dirty Enterprises Pizza Delivery Franchise.
New Dirty Enterprises is a service that creates support structures, logistics and situations for the integration and re-animation of life into everyday artificiality. The goal of New Dirty Enterprises is the transformation of reality, vivid blue every-colour inhabitations of the planet and a multitude of happy endings through the understanding of the every-topia and the here now and easily available. Comedy with its brother tragedy use all forms necessary; transgression, transcendence and revolution in order to profit from cracks and in-between spaces in the system and enlarge them. Humour as the antidote to dogma and poetry as the antidote to suffering are fundamental. Some representation is allowed for means of seduction. Pizza is of course the ultimate form of art. At abc contemporary art fair, New Dirty Enterprises makes an initial stock offering to potential investors. The stock certificates come in the form of spray painted frame structures appropriated from the fairs exhibition design that simultaneously appropriates the whole of abc as its work. The amount of stock issued is represented by the length of tube in the certificate sculpture. There is a maximum of 1km of tube stock available. The value of the stock is determined by the physical value of the steel, one of the planets base commodities, and by the representational speculative value of the mediatic surface. Energy and media. The proceeds of the stock offering will go towards research and development of the new business wings of the New Dirty Enterprises. An audio guide is available with the manifesto. Please ask. At abc the first business wing of New Dirty Enterprises, New Dirty Enterprises Pizza Delivery Franchise is launched. This wing answers the basic existential survival necessity of food, the revolutionary potential of the distribution of bread, the appropriation and assimilation of the spectacle as a counter-civilisation technique through tasty cheese and spicy salami toppings and the understanding of pizza as the ultimate form of art. The New Dirty Enterprises Pizza Box gives all necessary information for setting up your own Pizza Delivery Franchise. There are no rules and nothing needs to be followed precisely. In the original revolution when the people took over control of the bread shops, the alternative economy came around by the end of money and beginning of the exchange of actions. While New dirty enterprises doesn't envision the end of money, it does envisage the end of national currencies thus eliminating one level of surplus value generated by speculation. Pizza is humorously proposed as the new world currency. On the serious side contemporary subversion means economy and logistics. All of the New Dirty Enterprises function as an uncontrollable meme like franchise system. That is a Non Gesamt-Gesamt Kunstwerk. The New Dirty Enterprises desk functions as a potential beginning, its primordial scum pushes forth forms with primordial decision makers and metaphors of potential psychological states. This is the information needed to start a New Dirty Enterprises. From here all is possible. The first franchisable wing, New Dirty Enterprises Pizza Delivery will be followed by a number of business wings, including but not limited to Merz Aerobics, Cinematic Dream Productions, Guerilla Hot Pool Installations and Creative Death Services, each franchisable, each looking to transform reality and always offering a multitude of happy endings.
COMMUNIQUE #2 New Dirty Enterprises Pizza Delivery Franchise presents itself as the first business wing of the New Dirty Enterprises. New Dirty Enterprises is a service that creates support structures, logistics and situations for the integration and re-animation of life into everyday artificiality. The goal of New Dirty Enterprises is the transformation of reality, vivid blue every-colour inhabitations of the planet and a multitude of happy endings through the understanding of the every-topia and the here now and easily available. Comedy with its brother tragedy use all forms necessary; transgression, transcendence and revolution in order to profit from cracks and in-between spaces in the system and enlarge them. Humour and poetry are fundamental. Some representation is allowed for means of seduction.
New Dirty Enterprises Pizza Delivery Franchise answers the basic existential survival necessity of food, the revolutionary potential of the distribution of bread, the appropriation and assimilation of the spectacle as a counter-civilisation technique through tasty cheese and spicy salami toppings and the understanding of pizza as the ultimate form of art. This Pizza Box gives all necessary information for setting up your own Pizza Delivery Franchise. There are no rules and nothing needs to be followed precisely. Enjoy